Thursday, December 10, 2009

Why I'm Fat

I've gotten this e-mail twice:  The subject line was "This is why you're fat"


Our names are Rob And Kalen Poulos, and we would like to show you why you may be "fat" and why you're unable to lose weight no matter how hard you try.

First off, please always know that it's not your fault...

Press here to see why you're fat.

And then there was a link.....

I didn't dare.  But like I said, I did manage to get this same e-mail twice.

Come on....

First off.....I'm not fat.  Yes, I some "fluff" but I'm not fat.  But let's talk about my "fluff'.  I am unable to lose weight because I haven't tried.  Not really.  And second.  It is my fault.  It was me who ate ice cream every night before I went to bed while I was pregnant with my third baby.  It's my fault.  I don't have some dark secret about my upbringing or whatever Jillian (Biggest Loser) always tries to get at.  I plain old liked eating ice cream and any other thing I felt like when I was pregnant.  And I really didn't exercise when I was pregnant either.  I didn't do much.  I slept as long as I could, I napped and I took care of my two other babies and then went to bed as soon as I could.  After I finished my ice cream, that is.

So Rob & Karen, now, I pay.  Or I should say don't eat ice cream.  Okay, confession, I have.  At birthday parties.  And yes, it was a lot.  It reminds me of the good ol' days!  Rob and Karen, I will not click on your link and find out why I am fat.  I'll just control what I eat and I will start exercising.  And then I will be the Biggest Loser of the Fisher House!

I'll probably get another one of those e-mails tomorrow!

Have a great night everyone!

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